Priebus: Obama is our Captain Schettino - The RNC Chairman compared Obama to the Captain of the wrecked Costa Concordia cruise ship. Hah? The Clinton and Bush administrations led to the economy capsizing in 2008. If you are complaining he hasn't built a new cruise ship fast enough, that is one thing. But blaming him for the wreck?

Gingrich's Remarks After Church - A Catholic church? No it was a Baptist church. Hah? I thought Newt was a devoted Roman Catholic. Hypocrite. The Roman Catholic Church. Just how much money does it cost to become a Catholic after divorcing two times anyways?

Allen West To Democrats: Florida Ain't On The Table, Get The Hell Out Of America. Hah? Big words from a freshman congressman from Florida. I get that he wants his party to win Florida. What I don't get, is why he is telling millions of people to go to hell? I am sure Martin Luther King is asking the same thing in Heaven? This is what MLK marched and died for? An Uncle Tom making Rush Limbaugh wince?

Santorum: "We're Still In This Race" - Hah? So were the Chicago Cubs in the pennant race last June. Being in the race and winning are two different things. The odds of Santorum winning are, well, the odds of the Cubs winning a World Series after 1908. Zero.

The Bipartisan Myth - Hah? Since when did anyone think there was ever bipartisanship? I have only seen it once in my life-time. When Ronald Reagan used the oval office to make him more popular to Democrats than Democratic congressman. Congressman vote by somebody telling them what to vote for. That is either their party's leadership or their constituents. Bipartisanship only can happen with a president that strongly leads and communicates effectively to people in their homes.

Pro Bowl - Hah? More like a Goof-Around Bowl. Little contact. Gentle tackling. Guys running around backward and laughing about it. What is the point?