Horse Meat Found At Taco Bell
Skipped it. I admit I have always been skeptical Taco Bell contained real meat. I guess I was wrong.
Jan Brewer Accuses Obama Of Punishing Arizona
Skipped it. Which reminds me. I need to check double-check Arizona's census report. But I have always assumed Jan Brewer and John McCain were the young leaders of Arizona.
Hagel: Sequester Won't Erode Military
Skipped it. Why should we believe someone who hates Israel and loves Iran. Right Lindsey Graham?
Warren Buffet to CEOs: Stop Your Whining
Skipped it. Which reminds me of a Chris Rock joke. There is a difference between rich and wealthy. Shaq is rich. The guy who pays Shaq is wealthy. CEOs are rich and investors are wealthy. A CEO whining is like a sports player not performing. One game/quarter away from being fired by the wealthy.
Michael Jordan Hit With Paternity Suit
Skipped it. Totally out of character for MJ. I don't believe it.
Judge Deals Major Blow To Apple
Skipped it. Just because the courts have opined that corporations are real people, doesn't mean that dead people can come back and replace incompetence.
Joe Flacco Receives Monster Contract Deal
Skipped it. I guess we should start scouting the University of Delaware more closely. I thought the only thing Delaware produced was Joe Biden.
Michelle Obama Responds To Harsh Critism
Skipped it. Where is the Michelle who loathed being in the spotlight? She is now crashing more celebrity events than Rip Taylor.
Al Qaeda Slams Obama's Gay Marriage Stance
Skipped it. Al Qaeda. Have you fallen so low that your latest push for jihad is gay marriage? No need to attack America for that. We have our own gay marriage terrorists. Al Qaada meet the GOP. Fight it out amongst yourselves.
March 2, 2013