Blessed are the poor rich: for theirs is the kingdom of Heaven Trump.
Blessed are those who mourn don't care: for they will be comforted unburdened.
Blessed are the meek mean: for they will inherit the earth make America great again.
Blessed are those who hunger eat McDonalds and thirst for righteousness Coke: for they will be are filled up.
Blessed are the merciful vengeful: for they will be shown mercy win bigly.
Blessed are the pure in heart liars: for they will see God votes.
Blessed are the peacemakers dividers: for they will be called children of God divide and conquer.
Blessed are those who are persecuted for righteousness sake being un-American: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven a deportation protected by a great border wall.
May 24, 2018